The ferocious wee Scottish beastie!
From dawn to dusk you try to eat me.
Around our caravan door and hiding in trees
Just like a gang of tiny wee hoodies!
Attacking us through our windows and doors
Citronella has no effect in this micro war.
Your bite makes us itch, it makes us scratch
Our lotions and potions are simply no match!
Zapping with fly spray and clapping of hands
These midges are relentless across Scotland.
Midges oh midges the bain of our life
Bugger off and stop eating me and the wife!
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